Persephone"Nah, she's legally classified as a sex toy. You can no more rape her than you can a dildo. You wouldn't ask your magic wand for permission before pressing it to your genitals. You don't need to with her either"
gen!"The fun trick though" she says with an evil grin, "is I'm almost completely immune to prosecution. You can't arrest a dildo, you can't fine a vibrator" the two guys step back, slightly alarmed. "The guys who came up with these rules were definitely thinking with their dicks"
CIMB4@mindpersephone are we really ready for "florida dildo [...]" headlines? 