SWMBO: "The rats have horrible gas from their antibiotics, and you're giving them cabbage?"

Me: "Well, you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem."

@mwl how much gas can one rodent emit anyway?
@daztucker enough to clear a room... before cabbage
@mwl clearly a probiotic is the thing to try next
@jleedev yep! I'm dosing everything with probiotic powder
@mwl Is it because meds are delivered in dairy? Would lactase help?

@log These guys won't take their antibiotics in anything. We have to squirt them in their mouths with syringes, twice a day.

The process does not amuse ANYONE.