Having now failed to explain both evolution and reincarnation, my 5yo believes when he dies he will turn into a chimpanzee

#parenting

@minmi

That's just wishful thinking!

@minmi is he excited for it?
@sashin afaict yes. Hopefully not too excited.
@minmi Tell him only if he’s good….
@minmi I have to say I would be thrilled to hear him explain exactly how that works in his own words. You should get that on video so you can play it to his girlfriend when he's a teenager. (why, yes, I am a kind of a bad dad. How could you tell?)
@wbpeckham oh I’m for sure collecting these kinds of things. Gotta have those locked and loaded, that’s just duty number 1 of parenthood.