Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin

https://lemmy.world/post/44311922

“Yes, we’re irradiated now, but gas is under $3/gal.”
Well it would be Dubai and the Saudis that would be irradiated. They should be fine with it right?
the gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.
You mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?

Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!

Just look for the glowing pump.

This is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.

The Americans actually tried that with some gas reserves, and as expected nuclear fracking increased yields, but radioactive gas.

So they’re the only country who has nukes themselves for economic reasons…

the only country who has nuked themselves for economic reasons

Unless you count sealing gas field blowouts, which was apparently done five times and one time for methane blowout, and lots of other test explosions like geological exploration.

Urtabulak gas field - Wikipedia

Are those economic reasons? Or disaster management?

39 explosions for geological exploration (trying to find new natural gas deposits by studying seismic waves produced by small nuclear explosions)

25 explosions to intensify oil and gas debits

22 explosions to create underground storage for natural gas

Does this sound like disaster management?

Sorry I should’ve read the second link too, my bad…
fuck them saudis and their sportswashing
That would guarantee a bright future for Dubai