@desertsquare @MsMerope @michael_w_busch @ai6yr Cruel fate: a young person in an apocalyptic famine finds a lifetime's worth of canned goods...

... and a P38.

@msbellows

At the thrift store recently, I was so tempted to buy an old still-in-box can opener.

Just think, I could start opening the can food cans with it, and soon our cats would begin to respond to the rrr-rrr-rrr sound...

@murodegrizeco Wait hang on is that canned AVOCADO???

@msbellows

Where, where?

I see "Sacramento Tomato Juice", some "Flos/ed, a sterilized Melloream product, Chocolate", a smaller can of "...W, ...Fruit, ...syrup", and that big can of "...RN, ...RDART"

@msbellows @murodegrizeco

i think it is just a sticker that was convenient to cover something else up.

@babblingaboutstuff @murodegrizeco Whew. As someone born and reared in California, I would have been upset if canned avocado had existed without me knowing.

@msbellows @murodegrizeco

well i wouldn't go that far.
it may very well exist.
just not displayed on that box (if i am correct)

edit:
i found some frozen avocado and i found some freeze dried and then canned avocado but i didn't wanna follow the links...

@msbellows

The appliance color is "avocado". It was a thing in the 1970s...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_chartreuse#Avocado

You know, now I am going to have to go buy that can opener, if it's still there.

Or, alternately, I am going to have to print up stickers that say "As Seen On Mastodon!", and sneak one onto that box in the thrift store.

Shades of chartreuse - Wikipedia

@murodegrizeco I'm sorry to say I have direct memories of avocado green and harvest gold appliances in the Seventies. Now I'm waiting for leisure suits to come back.