Kim Possible 
Before I bother to pay these bills, what are the statistical chances that some Yahoo will launch nukes in the near future?
Zero
Slight chance
Moderate chance
50/50
Increased risk
High risk
Inevitable
Poll ended at .
John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️@kimlockhartga I missed the word "some" and picked "Zero" because the web company Yahoo doesn't have nukes AFAIK.
@johnefrancis Ha ha ha!
I have been reminded not to use mental health epithets for people who exasperate me. So, that requires a more creative list of nouns like yahoos, assholes, or jerks.
@kimlockhartga dumbasses seems to be useful
@johnefrancis still has dumb in the name, though. Just trying to do the right thing, or at least more often.