Mastodawn

"Chickens figure out enshittification"

https://sh.itjust.works/post/56856740

Don’t forget extremely limited special edition Eggs

Goes hand in hand with collectibles. Then random surprises inside the egg, like a loot box.

Great idea, but the makers of Kinder Eggs might sue over that last one lol

Usually you don’t want surprises in your eggs. This changes the whole game!

Loot box egg

Now we have to have a merger with AraucanaLtd and Marans&Co