What is the funniest impulse purchase you’ve made/seen someone you know make?

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What is the funniest impulse purchase you’ve made/seen someone you know make? - Lemmy.ca

I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

Girlfriend broke up with me so I proceeded to buy a $900 motor scooter (fast mo-ped). My best friend also wrecked it and bent the front wheel after owning it for approximately 30 minutes. It did not bring all the girls to the yard but it was fun!