ickplant

Do I have to? Ok, fine...

https://lemmy.world/post/44294444

Mar 15 at 2:24pmWeb
Show threadordnance_qf_17_pounderMar 15
There’s probably someone out there with a very niche kink that thinks ice cream shoved up their gravy ring would be arousing
Show threadickplantMar 15
If cake farts exist, then anything is possible.
Show threadMidsizedSedanMar 15
I can’t even imagine what a cake fart is. And I am happy not looking it up
Show threadTrackinDaKrakenMar 15
I looked for you. It’s literally what it says on the tin. Sit on a cake, nude, and fart. SMDH.
Show threadprettybunnysMar 15

Ok … do they eat the cake after?

Or … do we inspect the icing ripples?

I feel like I wanna see it done in jello or ballistic gel under slow motion camera.

But … nothing sexual, let’s make a competition out of it somehow.

Show threadMidsizedSedan4d ago

nothing sexual

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFB2vI5lnR4&t=26

Bicep flyer

YouTube
Show threadderangerMar 15

You really should look it up, because of the OG shock sites, cakefarts is the funniest.

“Know what I like the most… cake farts”

Show threadnotabotMar 15
Don’t pooh-pooh the idea unless you’ve tried it. It’s pretty cool.
Show threadLumpyPancakesMar 15
Is there a downstairs equivalent of brain freeze?
Show threadImgonnatrythisMar 15
Seems like you are implying that it wouldn’t be? Never got a little curious looking at a popsicle?
Show threaddumbassMar 15
Icecream in the ass
It really is a blast
Thats why I do it last
And shove an icecream in my ass
Show threadThe Real King GordonMar 15
Pure poetry.
Show threadSkankyMar 15
Taking over the legacy of Shel Silverstein I see. Keep it going!
Show threadthagoatMar 15
Asscream
Show threadJo MiranMar 15
In the ass seems like a bad idea. On the ass, then thoroughly licked clean, sounds like a great date.
Show threadNatakuNoxMar 15
Show threadDiddlydeeMar 15
Pointless red box
Show threadImgonnatrythisMar 15
A lot of restaurants do this to draw attention to their specials.
Show threadCombatWombatMar 15
If anyone’s curious what happened to the translation here, the original Russian is abbreviated — the full phrase would be «мороженое в ассортименте» (ice cream in assortment) — but they abbreviated assortment and Russian doesn’t have articles so they use them when you wouldn’t expect. Also, this is most likely eastern Ukraine because they quote the prices in both hryvnia and roubles.
Show threadSlotosMar 15
«гр.» is for grams
Show threadCombatWombatMar 15

Oh of course🤦‍♂️

I was wondering when in the world that exchange rate would make sense. That’s definitely correct.

Show threadickplantMar 15
Thank you, I was going to post an explanation but then I got lazy and didn’t.
Show threadAffine ConnectionMar 15
It still does not compare to the worst brainfreezes.
Show threadkingofthezyxMar 15
Show threadickplantMar 15

Such a hilarious movie! Perfect reference, A+.

For those unfamiliar, this is Evolution (2001). Go watch it.

Show threadkingofthezyxMar 15
I quote this scene so often, one of the funniest. Hilarious movie.
Show threadDaveMar 16

Before I commit, is there a similar movie that would help decide if it’s my thing? The reason I’m asking:

Evolution received mixed-to-negative reviews from film critics with criticism for its storyline, screenplay and pacing; however, the performances of the cast received minor praise.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_(2001_film)

Evolution (2001 film) - Wikipedia

Show threadouRKaoSMar 16
Evolution is a popcorn movie. Go into it with no expectations, take it at surface value, and have a good time. If you’re trying to analyze things or look for deeper meaning, there’s nothing there. If you want a 90min long meme, you’re in the right spot.
Show threadDeaconMar 15
Do they have brownie brittle?
Show threadColeSlothMar 15
Show threadNatakuNoxMar 15

Have to? Mother Fucker you GET to! Now Drop’um…

Show threadnight_petalMar 16

This is a real character. She shits ice cream.