What is the funniest impulse purchase you’ve made/seen someone you know make?

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What is the funniest impulse purchase you’ve made/seen someone you know make? - Lemmy.ca

I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

Depends on the type of safe. There are safes that protect primarily against theft, and those, that are better against fire. Use the latter to store your documents. Or your backups.
Most normal fire safes won’t protect backups. They just keep paper from combusting.
Even that isn’t guaranteed. House fires can get hot enough to burn the paper inside a safe even if the safe itself is “fine”.