StametsMar 15

Well you’ve done pissed everyone off.

Good job <3 I mean that legitimately. The best shitpost I’ve ever made have always been the ones causing straight dudes to get ravenous over me being gay. So much funnier seeing them just drool in rage and seems like you got the same pricks going lmao

Show threadboonhetMar 15
As a straight guy I’m actually relieved you’re gay because that’s just less competition. Carry on doing the gay!
Show threadStamets
It is strange how many women hit on me and I have zero response for it everytime
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Show threadAlolanYodaMar 15

That could make me jealous, but then again so many men hit on me and I have zero response for it everytime so I guess we’re even

Actually if I’m being honest I’m just happy to know I’m hot to someone

Show threadWorldsDumbestManMar 15
I tend to apologize to the gay people for wasting their time and wasting their attention.
Show threadboonhetMar 15
Interestingly enough I’ve never had a gay guy hit on me. Either I exude straight vibes or gay dudes just aren’t desperate enough to settle for me lmao
Show threadStametsMar 15
Probably just the vibes lol also gotta think about the fact that if we hit on the wrong person we can die lol we gotta be careful about that in general. Also I wouldn’t worry about looks either. I’m into dudes that look Seth Rogan and stuff. See the right side of this meme for some my type of omnom. Boop
Show threadboonhetMar 15

Pretty much in the middle of those two, or “built like a brick shithouse” as I’ve been told. The last two women I’ve dated actually found it attractive, so I’m assuming they had daddy issues lol

Was nice actually being found attractive by someone for a change though.

also gotta think about the fact that if we hit on the wrong person we can die lol

Less likely where I’m from since no guns, but yeah, I can see how it may be scary to flirt with someone that looks like me if you don’t know if I’m homophobic or not lol