@fraggle however, adult cats still have to let the crimes out regularly to avoid buildup

@fraggle @emilvolk this is how tiny Birds of Prey work vs their huge counterparts.

@fraggle, that's what I mean when I say I'm into science

adult cat crimes are concentrated in the butt

@fraggle math checks out!

This is part of the reason we've always adopted adults (though often young adults, 12 months or more) rather than kittens. The phase before the cat learns common (cat) sense is just too exhausting.

@fraggle that's why they're illegally smol. They have to outgrow their crimes. They're still adorably cute, but there's more cuteness than just their looks.

That's also 2/3 of my friends group.