Who Were the Last Pagans of Europe?

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Who Were the Last Pagans of Europe? - sh.itjust.works

Lemmy

Time to revive paganism, these middle eastern monotheism has nothing to do with us. Europe has always been politheist till those invaders came.
A EU sanctioned paganism with a god per NUTS I could be a solution, plus a god per portfolio of the EU commission. This should cover all our spiritual needs in a way that strengthens European integration and cooperation. Just think about it 🧘🏻🙇🏻🇪🇺

@NorskSud Or we could try thinking for ourselves and growing up into accepting mortality as just another critter in a finite universe.

(I do love any good shittalking about the middle eastern fanfic tho. See also the reject modernity, embrace tradition gay Greek memes...)

Yeah but.. I kind of really need a god or goddess of the European Way of Life right now. Will sacrifice a pig to invoke them, hope it works 🤞
@NorskSud Leave those sociable, intelligent fellow mortal critters alone. We already have such a minor deity and all they require in offerings is tannins and caffeine.