Was having a drink at this place, and they had this little infographic on the wall of the store.

And now all I'm thinking about is a store like this where employees are all locked in rubbery/silicone-y suits like that, the suit teasing them throughout the day based on their performance >////>

Like the suit can handle all the customer interaction phrases while they mmpphh helplessly inside. Not that anyone could hear that very well...

And maybe they all have quotas they need to hit, and if they manage to hit their quota at the end of the day, they get teased to completion as a reward 💜💜💜