Old internet:

• Lots of fun places to visit
• "So, first I visit thisite, then click that other link, then click the 3rd link on the right from the bottom up"
• Oh fuck, no, don’t go in THERE
• Hey, another toolbar for my IE toolbar collection!
• Wait, what was that site again?
• Ugh, why won’t this image load?
• No mom, I’m not keeping the phone line busy!
• One login for this forum, another for that forum, another for that other forum…
• Wow, email sure is neat! Instant messaging with anyone in the world!
• weird noises when the mouse hovers certain elements
• BOOBIES!

Current internet:

• tiktok, instagram, google, facebook, amazon
• ANIMATED BOOBIES!

I’m proud to not use any of those current products. Except for google because of google login.