@Aaron_David

Pour one out to the Gods of Grill.

Is whatever in your glass more than 60 proof? No, not ON the grill you idiot, you'll make it worse.. Actually, wait, grease fire don't pour ANYthing on it, Ill get a towel.

@tezoatlipoca Oh, yeah, you *have to* put the first piece of meat on *for them*, burnt offerings, you have to know that going in. @Aaron_David
@ZenHeathen @tezoatlipoca It's very simple; all of the meat should be half burnt, half raw and all dirty
@Aaron_David I do three, myself, just to be safe.