Preston von GabbleduckMar 15
If there was any lesson we failed to learn from cartoons growing up, it came from Scooby Doo, where they tried to warn us that the villain is always a rich old white guy who wants to illegally and unethically acquire more money than he needs.
Show threadJesMar 15
@backupbear The next step is realizing that when the cops come and take the rich old white guy away, its to let him go so he can try again.
Show threadMissConstrue

@Jesticulated @backupbear

Justice System: Now, mean old Mister Jones, what have we told you about murdering children?

Mr. Jones: Not to do it

JS: What did you do:

MJ: I let the crocodiles in the moat eat them.

JS: Silly Mr. Jones, what ever will we do with you *mugs to camera* *cymbal sting* cue happy music as they all skip out of the court room while Mr Jones hands out Benjis to everyone.

Mar 15 at 3:27amWeb