Gee, we're sorry. Your 'allies' who you shit on regularly are too busy securing Greenland and Ukraine, motherfucker.

"US orders Americans out of Iraq as Trump renews calls for allies to secure strait of Hormuz"

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/14/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-warns-of-retaliation-after-trump-says-military-targets-on-kharg-island-obliterated

Middle East crisis live: Trump claims US has ‘decimated’ Iran’s vital oil hub as he renews call for allies to secure strait of Hormuz

The US president said he did not want to make a deal with Iran yet, while claiming that he might hit Kharg Island again ‘just for fun’

the Guardian
@Remittancegirl as with Russia - best way to quickly restore passage through the Strait of Hormuz is to stop the illegal war on Iran. redraw troops. and pay reparations to Iran. and remove any veto-right in the UN Security Council.

@Remittancegirl 1/ it's Netanyahu's war. He sold Trump on a lemon of a vehicle, and now he's asking 'friends' to come and push it because it won't roll uphill.

What an idiot. Nevermind Hegseth, who may as well be waving a flag in a speedo with a potato on the wrong side.

This was lost the moment it was thought of.

This is not to say Iran had or has good leadership.

The strategy of local authority rather than centralized, though, required a level of humility beyond a narcissist.

@Remittancegirl 2/ that, in real time, shaped the response differently. Where Trump and Netanyahu thought decapitation was the way, behold the hydra...

The only sensible thing to do would be to stop.

The only sensible thing that should have been done was not starting.

'Move fast and break things' results in things breaking. Surprise...

All the while the fcc chair is upset that the media is not dishonest enough about the war that they say isn't a war.

An 'excursion' from sanity.

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@Remittancegirl
Who knew that being greedy, arrogant, and ignorant wouldn't help the US win friends and influence people around the world?