Angela Lansbury: “Tale as old as time~”
Same shit, different century
Whole ass different millenium.
Whole different age tbh
Also a different decade 🤓
I can’t believe it and- ALEXANDER THE GREATER INVADING OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Carrying the same shipment of Retsina.
Meanwhile, the Persians have mastered the lesson of Thermopylae and Salamis about the importance of geographical choke points and applying them to Hormuz.