I looked over and saw Simon just sitting on my wife's fried egg. It was cooked over easy, so his tail and bum are yolk-y.

Cats are such chaos agents. #Cats

@tewha adorable chaos agents

@flargh Next level adorable.

If my child sat on my wife's fried egg I do believe I'd slap them, and I really do love them.

@tewha I give my furbaby cheek scritches and he always shrugs them off the same way my kids did when I tousled their hair.

#caturday #ragdoll #catsofMastodon

@flargh That is a cat at rest.