“Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks”

Ooh, ooh, no; if you start an illegal war that is now going badly, you don’t get to drag the rest of us in to prop you up.

(Obviously some idiot governments will respond with assistance - UKGOV almost certainly will because they haven’t the sense of a four day old pilchard - but let me have my fantasy that everyone tells him to shove it up his Vance.)