the Democrats are gonna win the White House in 2028 by promising to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and bring gas down to $4/gallon, I can see it coming at my head like an RPG launched by a guy on a jet ski.
@peter
PRESIDENT 48: I’m bringing home all our troops from Tehran
NYT EDITORIAL BOARD: How dare you betray all the liberated Iranian people
PRESIDENT 48: I’m going to relocate them all to the US as political asylum seekers
NYT EDITOIAL BOARD: Now listen here you little shit