i dream about this every night đź’–

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Hate to ruin it, but that’ll never leave a paw shaped hole (or set of holes as it were.) You’d have to use slugs of course, and the slugs aren’t going to tear cleanly through just about anything a wall or chest could be made of.

And that’s assuming they even fall in the actual right pattern, and that your shoulder and the gun can handle all 5 going off at once without exploding (though unless this thing has 5 triggers, it’s a switch situation and you won’t be able to anyway). Or if you do 5 separate shots, then if you’re good enough you could do it with any gun.

It actually shoots all slugs that are tethered together with goth girl chains and it’s designed to clear cut gatherings of fascists
They can’t be chained together in different barrels because physics but within the individual shotshell you can chain buckshot together. phoenixrising.store/ball-and-chain-12-gauge-2-34-…
The chain goes out the barrel and around back in
But the shells are loaded from the back, you’d have to attach the chains while it is loaded, while pointing 5 barrels loaded with live shells at least at your hand if not face. I’d recommend just doing it the non-suicide way.
Each shell has a long chain that isn’t attached to each other during loading so you load them, point gun down, chains hang out the front long enough you can point the gun forward and link them all up below the barrels so you don’t ever point anything at yourself

You got some looooong arms. Even if you SBS’d it (which is free now but you still need to engrave and send your prints to ATF), it’s still not the safest thing you could do, though I do have to admit that would work lol.

Of course, the chains’ weight will also have to be compensated for in the powder load unless they’re not very heavy, if they’re too heavy it’s impossible without dangerously over pressuring the shells. But that’s not too hard, it just limits your chains.