@cstross “It occurred to us at last that we should be asking exactly WHERE Stross was getting his coffee from. But by then it was too late. Coffee shops with names like The Coffee Out of Space and Starrywisdombucks were already established in every high street. And when the nightmares began, the screams were quickly covered by the eldritch hissing of the steamers and the roar of the coffee grinders milling their way through bones and beans alike.”