13,492% sudden unexplained interest boost in local Alabama news station

https://lemmy.world/post/44208873

How to bring back profitability to local news

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

“Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend”

Goth Local News: “But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story…”

There used to be a naked news website. I bet it still around. Read very professionaly and very nakedly. Kept thé horny mass informés.