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Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient

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Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient - Lemmy.ca

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Mar 14 at 10:26amWeb
Show threadTar_AlcaranMar 14
Oh, it’s actually the active ingredient. That’s kinda bad.
Show threadtacosanonymousMar 14
They’d be really lucky not to have killed anyone.
Show threadMr PoletskiMar 14
death by schloo schloo
Show threadtacosanonymousMar 14
What?
Show threadUlvainMar 14
Better than their other flavors, diarrhea vanilla, found to have real exlax…
Show threadHacksawMar 14
I support undermining the pharmaceutical industry with a line of gas station flavored bear-based beverages.
Show threadJillyBMar 14
Gas-station flavored? So like, roller hot dog?
Show threadHacksawMar 14
That made me chuckle audibly
Show threadnutsackMar 14
what is Viagra have to be such a controlled substance? what’s the big deal
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 14
Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that’s what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Show threadnutsackMar 14
what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package
Show threadCascadianGiraffeMar 14
this kills the erection
Show threadfinallymadeanaccountMar 14
Dead people don’t have heart attacks.
Show threadnutsackMar 14
then how did they die?
Show threadfinallymadeanaccountMar 14
Heart attack while they were alive.
Show threadnutsackMar 15
how does that help
Show threadfinallymadeanaccountMar 15
It doesn’t. They died.
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 14

I’m personally fine with it, but I’m also on the side of legalizing everything.

That’s a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you’re not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don’t think about these things without warnings.

Show threadHubertManneMar 15
one thing about the us is if healthcare is not a right and provided publically then they should at least put no restrictions on drugs of any kind. People should be able to self medicate if we are not providing doctors to decide on medication.
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 14
it’s actually a heart medication and can kill you if taken improperly.