Absolute peak late stage capitalism.
He died for the cause that meant so much to him: enhancing shareholder value.

@xtaldave It's not even that - it's a *descending* stock ticker.

That soldier got Mike Wazowski'd by a *depressing* economy.

@xtaldave "I don't know the name of that person who died in the Iran War the U.S. started, but I will always associate him with reducing stockholder value. I don't know why."
@AT1ST @xtaldave Yeah, but no doubt the warmongers already went short on that and still made more funny money.