Help me determine the most fuckable LoTR-era hobbit.

Bracket A:

Frodo
12.9%
Sam
32.3%
Merry and/or Pippin
45.2%
None of these
9.7%
Poll ended at .

Help me determine the most fuckable LoTR-era hobbit.

Bracket B:

(111 year old) Bilbo
21.1%
Gollum (Sméagol)
26.3%
The Sackville-Bagginses
15.8%
None of these
36.8%
Poll ended at .

Help me determine the most fuckable LoTR-era hobbit.

Bracket C - Merry and Pippin Special Round:

Merry
7.1%
Pippin
28.6%
Both Merry and Pippin together
64.3%
None of these
0%
Poll ended at .
@orange Meriadoc Brandybuck goes in the cuck chair
@orange come on smeagol i've got everything riding on this
@wanderling He's why I added the monster-fucker bracket!