Catherynne M. ValenteMar 12

I love how random X users are like "Surely I have the solution no one else on this planet has thought of! I, Rando, have done it!"

They think just like their idol. Yes no one's ever considered getting around the Strait of Hormuz in the history of being a dick in the Middle East.

Show threadCodey McCodefaceMar 13
@Catvalente Wait, you wouldn’t even have to drive the trucks! Just set them up one hose length apart - the tanker pumps into the first truck, which pumps into the second, all the way down the line to the other tanker!
Show threadbaconandcoconutMar 13
@bcasiello @Catvalente Just Human Centipede a bunch of trucks together!
Show threadCodey McCodeface
@baconandcoconut @Catvalente 1) *shudder*, and
b) exactly!
Mar 13 at 7:58pmWeb