SuspciousCarrot78

Biological computer with real human neurons learns to shoot in Doom

https://lemmy.world/post/44219652

Biological computer with real human neurons learns to shoot in Doom - Lemmy.World

I have no mouth. Yet, I must scream.

Mar 13 at 7:41pmWeb
Show threadFelixCressMar 13
Wait till they take over.
Show threadtidderuufMar 13

“sir we got it to communicate!”

“Excellent Bill, what is it saying?!”

“Kill. Me.”

“Oh shit.”

Show threadDeestanMar 13
It’s unlikely to be anything close to what the headline fuels to the imagination, but it’s good to read about some nice actual scary stuff instead of the calculator that Sam Altman put googly eyes and a miniskirt on and keeps claiming will kill us all.
Show threadSuspciousCarrot78Mar 13

Hold up. A miniskirt?

ChatGPT 5.5 suddenly got…sen-sual.

Show threadlordnikonMar 13
I think you misspelled Scam Altman’s name
Show threadDeestanMar 13
Clammy Sammy
Show threadcaseyweedermanMar 13
Scam Likely!
Show threadInsekticusMar 13

I mean, if the hypothesis of centrioles being the root of conciousness, these neurons definitely had centrioles.

That experiment could have created a small conciousness who was born into, and has only ever known … hell.

Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 13
Show threadworhuiMar 13
I trained a series of neurons to play doom when I was 7.
Show threadfloquantMar 13
Is this a Boltzmann brain in a universe where only Doom exists?