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Hegseth was compared with Zapp Brannigan, and I can't unsee it

https://libretechni.ca/post/1041676

Mar 13 at 7:12pmWeb
Show threadMushuChupacabraMar 13
But with less charm.
Show threadMehBlahMar 13
Or valour .
Show threadgrueMar 13
Or valor, or velour.
Show threadThe Velour Fog Mar 14
Barely even a fog
Show threadMehBlahMar 14

valour

is a man of valor.

Show threadshiningheroMar 13
Hegseth has charm? I just assumed he was yet another nepo baby hire.
Show threaddohpaz42Mar 13
(I think they are suggesting it is Hegseth that has less charm than Brannigan)
Show threadMushuChupacabraMar 13
Zapp does. Keggerbreath doesn’t.
Show threadBC_viperMar 13
And intelligence
Show threadAGMMar 13
More sadism and white supremacy
Show threadTheTechnician27Mar 13
“Shaheds have a pre-programmed kill limit.”
Show threadNOT_RICKMar 13
This point begs the question, who is Kif?
Show threadnjm1314Mar 13
We wish we had a Kif.
Show threadTheObviousSolutionMar 13
The average public does not hear about the Kifs, they are too busy having to be productive to compensate.
Show threadChonkyOwlbearMar 13
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Feinberg
Steve Feinberg - Wikipedia

Show threadBluefalconMar 13
Real life Kif? Rubio - spineless , traitor, blends into the background.
Show threadmoodyMar 13
Kif isn’t a traitor though. Sure he’s cowardly and basically useless, but he’s got a good heart.
Show threadBluefalconMar 13
Zap has destroyed multiple planets and sacrificed his men while Kif just watches. They blew up the DOOP headquarters and attacked the Neutral planet. Tell my wife I said “Hello.”
Show threadmoodyMar 14

“Sir, I don’t think that’s wise.”

“Kif, if there’s one thing I don’t need, it’s your ‘I don’t think that’s wise’ attitude”

Show threadBluefalconMar 14

“What shall I do with your Jergens Sir?”

“Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.”

Show threadLillyPipMar 13
Shout out to when it was funny that he was reading trump quotes and not just terribly sad.
Donald Trump quotes by Zapp Brannigan: The Complete Edition (No Kif sighing)

YouTube
Show thread13igTymeMar 13
This really highlights how much smarter Zapp is than Trump.
Show threadPlumMar 13
Hegseth is the human equivalent of gas station boner pills and that’s a hill I’ll kill on.
Show threadBluescluestoothpasteMar 13
Brannigan is more of a gentleman.
Show threadmarcosMar 13

“We couldn’t imagine Iran would close Hormuz”

Yeah… I’m still trying to imagine if Branningan could be that stupid.

Show threadPringlesMar 14
Watching any episode with Brannigan in it will cure you of that delusion, because he absolutely would be stupid enough. A perfect fit for the Trump administration, as it were.
Show threaddumplesMar 14
I sent waves after waves of my own men at them
Show threadthlibosMar 14
“What makes a man turn neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”
Show threadBeMoreCarefulMar 14

The thing we were parodying actually exists again? Both Zapp Hegseth and Zapp Brannigan were drawn from the same material? It’s honestly so perfect it seems like it had to be planned.

Zapp Hegseth it is.

Show threadjordanlundMar 15

Fun fact: Zapp Brannigan’s design is based on a 60’s comic book character “Magnus: Robot Fighter”: