This is so goddamn stupid that it's hilarious.

Hey, boomers-at-heart in Boston police and city hall – the St. Patrick's parade has never been orderly and sober, *especially* back when you were young 35 years ago.

You're just looking for something to have a moral panic about. Go after drunk drivers, and help anybody who overindulged. Otherwise, chill out

#boston #massachusetts #stpatricksday #drinking #moralpanic #bostonweekend

@SPF you are not wrong, but do kids today really need to carry around a gallon of liquid consisting of a 5th of vodka and Kool-Aid? Seems a bit much.

Whatever happened to pregaming the parade then going out having fun?

@SPF The person who thought ā€œblackout rageā€ was a good name should probably find a profession that isn’t marketing.
@Virginicus That's the part that smells like an Internet-born joke or hoax, which cops and headline writers have latched onto at face value