This was spurred by a colleague at work saying "I feel like Github never went down for years and now its almost daily"
I'm not saying it is shitty vibe coding, but it's probably shitty vibe coding.
@crashdoom well 30% of Microsoft code is ai vibed and github belongs to Microsoft
@hashraydamon @crashdoom I still know some furries that work for Microsoft and I'm convinced the ones left are literally the type that rolled over for this sort of policy instead of any pushback at all.
Literally had one try to speak to me authoritatively on something and link me Microsoft docs on Intune that they didn't even bother to read properly themselves. The arrogance in being cucked by AI slop that someone can't even process things effectively anymore is next level.
@crashdoom Must be the shitty vibe coding
// This is Ferrari F1 joke ("Must be the water")
Even with being unable to mark our recent maintenance (1h 20m) as an expected downtime... We still have >99.9% uptime over the last 90 days.
Hey Github how're you-- Oh. Oh...
@crashdoom And it's got better performance too ngl >w<
If I may, what are you using to monitor uptime like that?
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