I hate it when I have to work at schools. Got to get up early so I can pack my Indoctrination Kit. It includes stuff like Trans Theory books, bags of kitty litter for the cat students, and my entire drag outfit for story time. Then there are the satanic candles… don’t even get me started on the Woke Ideology pamphlets I have to print every time. SIGH
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Don’t forget to pack some kindling for the afternoon book-burning fire.