FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
It is the Spring cleaning sale at the YAL Tutoring Emporium! Everything must go! Go where? We don't care. 😉
That's right! If you act now, you can get log(10) hours of tutoring for the price of 2. Imagine the savings!
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Act now! And for the love of everything sacred, don't bring out your calculator. Just trust us.
(Offer void where prohibited. While supplies last. Emus are excluded from this offer. Consult with your doctor if you feel like it. Not valid on Mars, Jupiter or Saturn. Stupid emus.)
