I just spoke to my step-grandfather, to wish him a happy 101st (!) birthday.
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It is very cool that he's still around — and, mentally, about as sharp as they come at his age! — yet I can't help but be a little resentful that we're not blood-related, so I didn't get any of those longevity genes of his.
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Not his fault, of course!

Nevertheless, I shake my fist in a mildly peeved indignation at this frivolity of chance.
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