"We care about your privacy!"

Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!

Also fuck off!

Also I just switched off JS and read your fucking article anyway. What you and your partners gonna do about that? 🤪

In the real world still, if a person says to you, "This is my partner", that basically means something like, "If you trust me, you can trust them" and/or "this person can speak on my behalf because they know me really well".

But online "partner" apparently now just means "a collection of companies whose names I could not even recount without looking them up in a database or spreadsheet I have somewhere".

I only share my economy with one person and my highest level of trust is with that same person. It's my wife. She is the one person in this world I would give the label "partner".

Apparently I am holding myself back. I need to collect a few more thousand partners.

@ruari

You should maybe okay that with your current partner first

@amin Do you really think she will mind? 🤔
@ruari @amin only way to know is to ask, using a popup that covers up the website she’s trying to look at

@timmy True by trying to click through she will agree and I can laugh and shout. "Ha HA you agreed, now I can fuck anyone I want!!!!"

@amin

@timmy I might not though as the likely outcome is actually zero partners. 🤔 @amin