I dunno, this sounds like a lot of my real life relationships.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyg4wx6nxgo

@Nickiquote At the village Christmas quiz a few years ago. Local arse had done a whole multiple choice round on “what will Alexa say in response to my question?”
I stood up before it started and argued we should be able to add
D: None of the above.
Everyone put D for every question before he started speaking to the box.
Everyone got full marks.