A reminder that "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" isn't the shortest horror story ever written, it's actually "Specifies a tri-state Boolean value" written by the esteemed author Microsoft .NET Documentation.
@mdiluz Not true. We’ve had baby shoes never worn because when I got them the baby wasn’t yet born and when they were the shoes were for the wrong season.
@burningTyger the horror there is realising the seasons change and so does the ever progressing flow of time taking us on an unavoidable path towards death