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Generally Salty
stevenray
Fenix
GhostOnTheHalfShellWillie Sutton denied ever saying why he robbed banks, but he did say that the statement is obviously true (banks indeed are where the money is).
Jyrgen N@david Nah, I'd be content with beating their assets with sticks until the money comes out and can be redistributed. The punishment need not be corporeal — corporate punishment will do.
TeflonTrout 
he/him
Isocat
Juggling With EggsPiñata Economics: Political Cartoon is by Bill Bramhall in the New York Daily News.
Alt Text: Trump blindfolded counting to three in Spanish holding a club labelled tariffs. Person hanging from tree with ‘Consumers’ written across their top.
This was drawn in 2019…
Update desperately needed…
@JugglingWithEggs Prescient!
Branwen74@Branwen74 Large pipe wrench?
Neal@aethernaut Oh that would be amazing.
grob (teeth era) 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
HighlandLawyer
@HighlandLawyer I'm in with the beatings.
M.S. Bellows, Jr.@david @HighlandLawyer I mean, I'd still want to do the beatings even if the piñata were empty. I just think it would be healthy all around if we ganged up and beat rich people.
@msbellows @HighlandLawyer Got my 38mm combo wrench ready.
@david @HighlandLawyer It makes me happy to see people make good choices like that.
Harry@msbellows To quote the most delusional President of all time - what have you got to lose?
@david Sticks? H'mm. Maybe for unusually broad (and heavy, bulky, spiky, etc) definition of "sticks".
@isocat a wooden baseball bat is also a “stick”.
Sadie
Keen Grasp@david Jefe, would you say I have a *plethora* of piñatas?
@keengrasp so many piñatas…
This is Hell
labbatt50@labbatt50 big enough 😉
Faraiwe
Ada (Villain arc) 🏳️⚧️@david Hell yeah let's get that fucking candy