@overholt I know it's a terrible inconvenience but maybe one of your footmen could be contrived to step into the part?

@overholt you need a farm boy to train up who will eventually take over as Overholt

@overholt Oh, the humanity!

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And one finds it impossible to procure the services of properly trained ladies maid at any price.👸

@overholt It's amazing how everyone assumes that they wouldn't be the valet.

@overholt surely some of the hotels nearby offer valet service.

@overholt Lowering my standards worked for me.