You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?
Make me BIG 🐂
31.1%
I'd do it, yeah?
8.1%
I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...
11%
It's not for me, no thanks.
36%
Only if I also get a tail etc.
13.8%
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This poll brought to you by me thinking about cows and how forest cows are good cows. And how if I could, I'd happily be as robust as a cow, because wow did I sleep badly last night compounded by all of my The Health. 😭