Jesus was unvaccinated? Jesus also wasn’t on Twitter and yet here you are.

@carnage4life

Dude seems to have skipped a few of the more unambiguous keystones of Jesus' teachings.

“No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money” (Matthew 6:24).

“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth... but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven... For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also” (Matthew 6:19-21).

“Beware! Guard against every kind of greed. Life is not measured by how much you own” (Luke 12:15)

“Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven” (Matthew 19:23)

“Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's” (Mark 12:17)

"Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all the others. They all gave out of their wealth; but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—all she had to live on” (Mark 12:43-44)

“Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail” (Luke 12:33).

And that's before we get to things like him hanging around with prostitutes and tax collectors.