Which means, thanks to the spluttering love juice we laughingly call a "government", I'm now partially locked out of some of my phone's settings despite being, and I promise you I'm not lying, considerably older than 18.
In fact, it wasn't even the same damn century when I was 18. You mouth frothing curtain rails.
#UKGov #Apple #iOS26IsHorrificallyBadInManyWays #AgeVerificationIsDumbass
