inimziMar 11

‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart

https://piefed.social/c/science/p/1864716/smart-underwear-measures-how-often-humans-fart

‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart

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Show threadMajorMajormajormajorMar 11
Show threadcalm.like.a.bomb
So that corporations will say “see?? it was you, people, creating the greenhouse effect!”
Mar 11 at 9:26amWeb
Show threadyermawMar 11

You have to kill yourself plebs. It wasnt my 35 city-sized mega yachts, it was your cheap beans all along.