I really wanted Master Planner to be bad so I could stop thinking about it at every waking moment.

I will now never stop thinking about Master Planner.

Speedster deals 2 damage for each card drawn during a turn. Master Planner Gives every skill Sly after playing it the first time.

Few things in this game feel better than discarding a Sly Acrobatics to your other Acrobatics, drawing into Sly Prepared+ so you can discard more Sly Acrobat-

#SlayTheSpire2

Sly might be the most broken mechanic in the game. Tactician and Reflex in Slay the Spire were balanced around the fact that they were essentially Curses if not built around correctly.

Now even the cards that are supposed to have Sly from the get go are at worst slightly below rate when played normally. When played for free they're nuts, increasing the value of Acrobatics, an already great card, a whole lot.

Giving every other skill Sly is busted.