Anon didn't like the loot

https://sh.itjust.works/post/56605885

A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn’t good. I’m just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.
It’s about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.
Ohh is that on the Microsoft Nintendo or the Sony Nintendo?
How would I know? My grandkids play on that damn thing!
I believe it’s the one that you plug in the telly
Are you some kind of tech-whizz?
I am, thanks for noticing ! Even have the little pointy hat and all