I know that bad news is coming when a co-worker messages me with "You're gonna be so mad..."

Grammarly has rolled out an AI-powered "expert review" feature where its simulacrum of me makes suggestions for your text. My real edits are usually along the lines of "Throw this into the sea."

@evacide
We’re all Dixie Flatline now…
@knutson_brain @evacide Of note that the Dixie Flatline asked to be unplugged and erased after the run. Be hilarious if the first thing the first true Ai did after gaining sentience was to erase itself.
@Legit_Spaghetti @evacide
That plot twist was not lost on this observer...