Don't mind me; I'm just going to lie here and die of preventable causes, because the alternative requires making a phone call.

@alice I feel you. I’m in this comic and I don’t like it.

Artist: https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/113901066167320224

@leathekd @alice This is exactly backwards. I'd gladly just call and talk to a human about my ghost problem but NOOOOO, they're making me download the Ghostbusters app, which requires a zillion permissions, and then talk to their AI scheduler. I'll take my chances with the ghost.
@scott @leathekd @alice their customer service really took a nosedive when they switched to J.A.I.Nine
@leathekd @alice
"We have a facebook."
Nope.
"Instagram."
No.
"TikTok?"
No.
"Twitter/X?"
Definitely not.
"There's a chatbot on our website."
Ublock or Privacy Badger breaks it and anyway, that's worse than ghosts. Do you have email?
"No, we stopped using email in order to provide you with a quick response."
Well, currently I'm getting no response, so that's working terribly.
"How about our app?"
Will it let me deal with the ghosts myself?
"No, it just lets us track your ghost expieriences."
@leathekd @alice the ghost looks fine though. So maybe it's not too bad
@alice @leathekd Don't they have zn office I can go to at least