I know that bad news is coming when a co-worker messages me with "You're gonna be so mad..."

Grammarly has rolled out an AI-powered "expert review" feature where its simulacrum of me makes suggestions for your text. My real edits are usually along the lines of "Throw this into the sea."

@evacide

I am hoping that the reason you are not going on a long outraged rant about this is because your lawyers have told you it is better if you don't while they prepare their extinction level event case against Grammarly — which I hope makes you a very rich person and burns them to smoldering ash.